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HEAD of a successful corporation had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," he said. "And to show you how much we care for you, I'm making you an equal partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory and oversee the operations." The son-in-law interrupted: "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise." Replied the father-in-law: "Well, then you'll work in the office." "I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you half-owner of one of the most successful businesses in America, but you don't like factories and you won't work in an office. What am I going to do with you?" "Easy," said the young man, "buy me out."